Hello readers. Look at your blog. Now back to mine. Now back to yours and now back to mine. Does your blog look like mine? No. But could it look like mine? Yes. If you stopped writing like a politically correct, liberal, wuss-bucket and started writing with no regard to people's feelings, reputations, connections, families, futures, or personal lives, then you could be a real blogger like me.
You will see your average blog hits at least triple as soon as you start doing a little slandering. If you consistently serve up a delicious little morsel of libel, people will flock to your page like poor people flock to the Democrats. Don't be afraid of the consequences. Our beloved Constitution is not yet hanging by a thread and you can say anything you want and claim it as free speech. If you do get brought to justice for your beautiful blogging, just pass it off as a satirical joke and then everyone can go home happy.
Now that you have the basic theory, go ahead and swan dive into the best blogging of your life. Start one up and stir the pot a little. I would gracefully and graciously accept any challengers to my reign as the supreme blogger.
Your Blogging Servant,
Uncle Tom
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