There have been some vicious rumors floating around that I had died or was assassinated but to the personal chagrin of my enemies and many of my friends and family, I am more alive than ever. I took a little bit of a vacation from the blogging but now I'm back with a vengeance to rain down furry and hellfire on the civilized world once more. I am like Lazarus, the Ghost of Christmas future and a mind devouring zombie all rolled into one sleek and sexy package. I hope the ignorant masses are ready to come back from their summer vacation of disillusionment.
You thought you could get rid of old Uncle Tom that easily? How foolish.
Your Rejuvenated Servant,
Uncle Tom
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