The People have Spoken

Ever since the death of Uncle Tom this blog has not been the same.

People have approached me on the streets and left comments and messages which yearn for the return of Uncle Tom.

If a man die, shall he live again?

Passing the Torch

Titus McKenzie- The New Uncle Tom

My uncle never done anything good for me. He were always talking politics and never talking money. They only thing my gay uncle gave me was this gay blog. And what is Titus McKenzie supposed to do with a gay blog? I figure he wants it to represent his legacy and keep his spirit alive or some bull like that and I have half a mind to just let it die and teach that mangy, cheap jabroni a lesson about screwing over your relatives.

The one good thing about this whole arrangement is that my home slice Brock Kannan will also be writing on this blog. Maybe he can de-gayify it.

I have nothing against my uncle except for the fact that he was a total hack. Always writing ridiculous things on his blog. Attacking women. What kind of man is that? Let's not spend anymore time talking about my uncle. He's dead.

Now you're probably wondering who is this Titus McKenzie. Well first off I'm a man of fine taste. I like all the higher things of life like welfare from the government, free samples and bowling. I shop at thrift stores for expensive suits and I am so good with the ladies that I make John Mayer look like a homosexual. When I am forced to work I deliver time-sensitive packages to various locations.

I'll be checking in often so stay with this blog because it's going to be getting better. The best thing my Uncle Tom ever did for this blog was die.

Much luv 2 ya

Titus McKenzie